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"We get As 99% of the time. If you have a course that falls outside our range of ability we will not take it. We will not put your grade at risk. We guarantee an A or B on all work or its [sic] free."

"We specialize in math, business or science classes, but we also offer assistance in a wide variety of other subjects. Please contact a specialist to discuss your class needs and we will let you know what we can do for you."